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Hey I since one of you're members have shown interest in Lazari Vs. Hellboy I figured that you would like to know that the fight and post analysis for it is now up and here's they are if you want to read them:

Lazari Vs. Hellboy (Fight),Hellboy was sent to the Mirdrealm on a snowy day by the B.P.R.D. to kill the youngest known daughter of Zalgo known as Lazari Natalie Swann as they heard rumors of how powerful she is alone to avoid as many people getting hurt as possible. Speaking of Lazari she was walking through the Midrealm for some simple training that she can do on her own. Now that she knows that her hunger came from Lazarus she can try to gain control of it and even practice her spear usage with a spear Sadiya gave her that was on her back. And she was going to do it without him or at least try to anyway. But before she could find a good spot to do so and Hellboy had to look any further they ran into and met each other halfway.Hellboy: Are you Lazari Natalie Swann by any chance?Lazari: Yes but what's it to you?Hellboy: My real name is Anung Un Rama which means "and upon his brow is set a crown of flame" but people usually call me Hellboy and I was sent by the B.P.R.D. which is short for the Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense to kill you because of some rumors of how powerful you are.After hearing that she had a panic attack and ran over to some bushes and threw up in them as her hair grew out of fear but calmed down after a few seconds after she stopped throwing up as she realized she had to defend herself from this red guy with a big red stone looking fist who admitted to wanting to kill her over some stupid rumors.Lazari: If you want to kill me just because of some stupid rumors then you should know that I won't go down without a fight.Hellboy: I thought that would happen so good thing I'm always ready for a fight. Now let's get started it's freezing out hear.Lazari: Agreed but I still have training to do even after this fight.After this the two fighters got into fighting stances getting ready for combat.Fight!Hellboy started the fight by pulling out his 1941 US Army issue M1911A1 .45 caliber pistol and sent a bullet at Lazari who dodged. Lazari then tried to get close but Hellboy pulled out a six round shotgun like weapon and shot at her making her jump to the other side instead of trying to get close. Hellboy then began to surprisingly fire round after round at Lazari using up the last six bullets in his 1941 US Army issue M1911A1 .45 caliber pistol and the last five bullets in his six round shotgun like weapon as Lazari was doing her best to dodge the bullets and ended up getting grazed by some but when he ran out of ammunition for those two guns he put them away for now. Lazari tried to get close again but Hellboy pulled out a large pistol called the Good Samaritan and fired a bullet at her causing her to dodge again.Lazari: How many guns do you have?Hellboy: Enough guns and ammunition to take you out.Lazari: Well I did ask.Hellboy: Yes. Yes you did.Hellboy tried firing the Good Samaritan again but only to find that it was jammed. Frustrated he whacked the gun hard enough to unjam it. But when he looked up ready to fire again he saw Lazari who used this chance to get close enough to him to punch him right in the face sending him flying. Hellboy retaliated by firing the Good Samaritan at the approaching Lazari who again got grazed by it. Then throwing caution to the wind Hellboy fired the last two bullets at Lazari who again dodged. He put the Good Samaritan away then pulled out another gun called Big Baby a six round shotgun like weapon and fired a round at Lazari who got grazed again. Lazari then decided to try to draw Hellboy's fire by pretending to get close and it worked as Hellboy fired the last five bullets in Big Baby.Lazari dodged all the bullets and pulled the spear off her back then actually got close and tried to stab Hellboy who jumped back and pulled out the sword Excalibur that he decided to get back and bring with him just in case. They then charged at each other and clashed spear and Excalibur when they got close enough. They separated their respective weapons and repeatedly tried to slash each other only for the other to block or dodge the attack. It was a stalemate at best. Unfortunately for Hellboy Lazari was the one who was able to break the stalemate by kicking him right in the red demonic batteries causing him to grab them in pain and fall down right as Lazari slashed him in the chest then following it up by kicking him in the same place she slashed him. This caused Hellboy to go flying right into a tree. Lazari spoke as he got up.Lazari: You're good but not good enough.Hellboy: We'll see about that. As some people say enguard!They went back to their clashing trying to succeed in their respective goals but this was a bad thing as she hasn't eaten in a while mostly because she was going to train to try to control it now she knows where it comes from and this fight was only making her hungrier so she's trying her best to control it. So with this in mind she kept clashing her spear with Excalibur. But this was until one last clash caused both of them to lose their weapons as they were sent flying out of their owner's hands. They then engage in hand to hand combat trying to out punch each other with Hellboy looking like he had the advantage and punched Lazari away with the Right Hand of Doom which hurt a lot more than any attacks from Hellboy's normal left hand. By then Lazari couldn't control her hunger anymore and slowly transformed into her Hungry Form.Lazari: I can't control my hunger anymore!As soon as she yelled that her transformation into her Hungry Form continued and she looked a little different. The white of her eyes turned red as if bloodshot and her red eyes changed into a different shade of red and the round black part of it turned into a slit, her hair came out of its bun and grew down close to her feet, the mouth above her collar opened and a tongue came out, a black substance covered her arms and her fingers turned into claws, the skirt she was wearing was torn off as she transformed, the same black substance that covered her arms covered her legs to tearing her socks and shoes as her transformation still continued, her feet raised to the point that it looked like she was wearing high heels as her toes turned into claws like her fingers, her teeth became sharp, and one small claw for each foot came out of the back of her heels. Her transformation was now complete.With her transformation done Lazari hissed at Hellboy now viewing him as nothing more then food and charged at him. Hellboy was caught off guard by both Lazari's transformation and the way she was acting. This allowed Lazari to punch Hellboy right in the face sending him flying again but this time further then she did in her Human Form. Lazari then ran up to him and took a bite out of Hellboy's neck causing him to scream in pain. Hellboy pushed Lazari as hard as he could causing her to hit a tree back first. His accelerated healing kicked in and healed the wounds he got from Lazari's spear and the bite she took out of his neck as said girl charged at him again. Hellboy was prepared this time and charged back and punched Lazari right in the face like she did to him earlier. Lazari then smelt something that smelt better than Hellboy.When she looked where the smell was coming from she saw it was a female proxy of Slenderman who she never seen before. She then charged at the proxy, tackled her, and began eating her alive as she screamed out in pain. Hellboy on the other hand stood there shocked at what was happening so shocked he couldn't even move. Lazari kept eating the proxy even well after her eyes rolled to the back of her head and died due to blood loss and multiple pieces of her flesh being bitten off and only stopped when her hunger was satisfied and her stomach was full. Lazari transformed back into her Human Form and looked around and groaned in obvious annoyance at not remembering what happened until she looked down and had a VERY good guess as to what happened. At this time Hellboy came out of his shocked state.Hellboy: What the hell was that?!Lazari: Long story short I need to eat monsters or monster tainted beings to survive and if I go long enough without eating one I'll enter a form that causes me to act like a wild animal on the hunt and eat them alive if I manage to catch them. The only other thing that could arguably help me with my hunger is fruit but I don't know if it counts or not. That's why it's arguable at best.Hellboy: All the more reason to kill you like I was sent to then.Lazari: I'm still not going down that easily.Hellboy: Figures.With that said and done Lazari activated her hammerfist and started throwing snow balls at Hellboy about twenty in total. Hellboy didn't expect this so he got hit by every single one of the snow balls driving him back but not knocking him down. Once he regained his senses he started dodging the snow balls trying to get close to Lazari but the barrage of snow balls kept him back a reasonable distance. This was until one last snow ball from Lazari hit Hellboy hard enough to make him fall down and buried by said snow ball. After that Lazari turned her arm back to normal and pulled out some Magmoisa that Sadiya gave her before she left and put it on her arm. Lazari's nose wrinkled as she did so because of the smell thinking that it still stunk like hell like the last time it was used on her arm and put it away for now.Lazari: I seriously got to ask Sadiya what's in this stuff so I can know WHY it stinks like hell so much.After Lazari said this Hellboy came out of the snow ball he was buried in and began to transform into his Prince of Hell form. His stumps became full grown horns, wings sprouted from his back, the symbols on the Right Hand of Doom started to glow, and a crown appears over his head as he started floating in the air. His transformation was complete. Hellboy's new form scared Lazari a little but not much and realized she might need more Magmoisa then she first thought. Lazari shook her head to get it back in the game. Lazari and Hellboy charged at each other but this one was different as Lazari was charging on the ground and Hellboy was charging in the air thanks to his flight. When they got close Hellboy kicked Lazari in the face as hard as he could. This sent Lazari flying into a tree back first again. When Lazari regained her footing she realized what she needed to do.Hellboy: Ready to give up yet?Lazari: No chance you red skinned horned turd. I still have one more trick up my soon to be nonexistent sleeves.Hellboy: What do you mean by that?Lazari: I should tell you before I answer your question that you did ask but to answer your question this. *Talking to Lazarus in her head* Lazarus let me transform into my final form. And before you ask yes I'm sure.Lazarus: Ok Lazari good luck and don't forget I'm always here for you and if you need me I'm ready to help you.Lazari: Thanks Lazarus.Lazarus: You're welcome.Hellboy: Is what you told me just you doing nothing in an attempt to get me to let down my guard?As soon as he asked that Lazari then held her stomach in pain and started to transform again. Her skin turned completely black as she grew taller ripping the legs of her shorts and her shirt ripped as well as the sleeves to become nonexistent and causing her stomach to be revealed, giant horns that were mostly curved came out of her head, the mouth above her collar opened again but this time the tongue that came out was bigger than before, two horn looking things came out of her shoulders, what looks like a mouth bearing its red teeth appeared on the right side on her left knee, two more of what looks like a mouth bearing its red teeth appeared on the left side of her left leg and right side of her right leg respectively below what was left of her shorts, her hair became red and seemed to look longer, the white of her eyes became just as black as her skin, the red of her eyes became the darkest shade of red they have ever been heck they were more red then they were in her Hungry Form, the slits in her eyes were slightly bigger than they were in her Hungry Form, her right arm became her hammerfist again and just like last time it had red spikes on it, had one of those things that looked like a mouth bearing its red teeth on her wrist below the palm and her hand along with her pinkie finger and her thumb, a barely noticeable thorn like thing appeared on her elbow that could easily not be seen and forgotten about, and was bigger and longer then her left arm, her left arm didn't have the thorn, spikes, or things that looked like a mouth bearing its red teeth it did have knife looking claws on her fingers thumb included though, her teeth became a lot sharper than they were in her Hungry Form, and the reason she grew taller in her transformation was because her feet raised to the point that it looked like she was wearing high heels again but a different kind of high heels as she got claws on her heels and her toes on both of her feet were replaced by two BIG claws where her toes used to be with the only thing separating them being a small gap between them. Her transformation was complete and it was her most demonic looking one yet.Lazari: Does this answer your question?Hellboy: Yes and I see what you meant by soon to be nonexistent sleeves.Lazari: Good and now let's finish this fight.Hellboy: I couldn't have said it better myself.Lazari and Hellboy charged at each other again ready to end this fight. Hellboy using his hellfire manipulation sent inferno after inferno made of what else the fires of hell itself all of which Lazari narrowly dodged while feeling sweat roll down her body due to the heat. When they got close enough to each other Lazari slashed across his face with her left hand then followed it up by backhand slapping him away with her right hand as hard as she could. Using his electrokinesis Hellboy commanded lightning from the sky to strike down Lazari and he did. Lazari found this weird because there wasn't a cloud in the sky but figured that it was one of Hellboy's powers. Lazari then got close again and uppercut punched Hellboy in the chin sending him so high in the air that he would be at face level of the Leviathan or Behemoth if one of those two were here at the moment but thankfully they weren't.This gave Hellboy an idea and used his size shifting to become larger than beings such as said Leviathan and Behemoth. And he did as he was now so much bigger than Lazari that it's not even funny and when his feat touched the ground again. In fact he's to big for Lazari to hit the areas she wanted to hit him in like his chest or that red horned head or face of his but she guesses she has to make do. Lazari tried using her left arm and her hammerfist aka her right arm on Hellboy's feet and legs that she could reach in an attempt to trip him but it didn't work as he kicked her so hard that she was sent flying and made her look like the bird that's part of her last name you know a swan would when its flying in the air and right into a tree headfirst. Funny enough when she landed on the ground butt first she was seeing little swans flying around her head. Finally having enough of this fight Hellboy raised his foot and stepped on Lazari as hard as he could killing her. Hellboy then turned back to his normal form and size and made his way out of the Midrealm as he pulled out a cigar, lit it, inhaled, and blew out a puff of smoke.Hellboy: I'm glad that's over. That fight was a lot longer than I thought it would be.K.O!-Hellboy returned to the B.P.R.D. HQ after a hard fought fight and a job well done continuing to smoke his cigar.-Lazari's body was found by Stripes who was extremely angry at Lazari's death and wanted to kill someone for revenge.
Lazari Vs. Hellboy (Post Analysis)Luan Loud: *Pretending to be Lazari* "Hey Eloise today I figured out that I don't stand a chance against a red skinned man with stumps on his head turning into a different form then turn into a giant stepping on me to take me out!"Jimmy Neutron: This was a tricky one. Both Lazari and Hellboy possess numerous skills and techniques that could end the other quickly and easily if they move fast enough.Popup: When comparing the number of techniques Lazari and Hellboy possess that will allow them to win we (I) found that they had a nearly equal amount.Luan: Since they were pretty even in how many ways they could finish each other off this fight really came down to speed, durability, and performance.Jimmy: First of all it's pretty obvious Lazari's amount of weapons, powers, and abilities have shown to not be as many as Hellboy's since he has more weapons, powers, and abilities then Lazari.Luan: "But Jimmy what about Lazari being implied to be Nigh Omnipotent in her true essence? Wouldn't that give her the win over Hellboy any day of the week?"Popup: Given the lack of any actual evidence of this happening or even being mentioned in I Eat Pasta For Breakfast and her sister's comic Worth we (I) came to the conclusion that she ISN'T Nigh Omnipotent and the only reason people think that is because their overestimating her or just theorizing she's that powerful.Jimmy: She isn't mostly due to the lack of evidence along with people either overestimating her or just theorizing she's that powerful for some reason that I wasn't able to find at all no matter how hard I looked or where for your information. Heck I only found sources just saying she was but not explaining WHY or giving any other sources to back it up.Luan: Oh yeah that makes since but I wonder why they do that though.Jimmy: I have no idea EXCEPT for the fact that Zalgo's her Father but that's about it. With her own power Lazari should be wall level thanks to scaling to her sister Stripes while Hellboy is MUCH more powerful thanks to his destiny to destroy the world but also saving it and fighting opponents more powerful then Jeff the Killer and BEN Drowned.Luan: Hellboy had the durability advantage too. Remember when Lazari was abused and tortured by her Mother since she was four until she was eight, thrown out of a closed window by Eyeless Jack from presumably one of the upper floors, and how she can scale to her sister Stripes who is wall level in terms of durability? Well in the 2019 movie Hellboy was impaled in multiple places with one of those weapons still inside him, electrocuted to the point of steaming, and all that other stuff that happened in that scene that wounded him he was still able to fight and defeat three giants by himself. And I forgot to mention this in the pre analysis but he fought those giants after getting sent down there threw the river and pulled out a piece of one of the weapons that impaled him that was still in him and before he got a chance to properly regenerate or just plain heal for that matter. My bad!Popup: Out of all the fights Lazari's been in so far we never saw how good she is at defending, blocking, etc. unlike Hellboy who's been in more then enough fights that show how good he's at defending, blocking, etc. so we (I) had to guess here.Jimmy: No wonder I felt like you were forgetting something but I couldn't tell what at the time. Anyway even if Lazari had the durability advantage Hellboy's regeneration would help keep him in the fight long enough to win regardless.Luan: Not only could it allow Hellboy to survive any and all of Lazari's attacks but it would also counter Lazari's only reliable ways to beat him if he's fast enough to either get her off of him before she could do it again and keep his distance until he heels completely or can keep Lazari's attacks from killing him until he can get some proper medical attention.Popup: The ways Lazari has to kill Hellboy that can be considered reliable is eating monsters or monster tainted beings which seeing how Hellboy is technically half demon Lazari can eat him or using the ability to infect and mutate other creatures which she seems to have adopted from her Father Zalgo.Jimmy: Lazari can scale to Stripes who has moved through multiple different rooms in a second during her fight against her ex Alex aka the Bleeding Man which would place her and by default Lazari since we're scaling her to Stripes somewhere between a microsecond and Mach 1. But since she defeated Jeff the Killer and BEN Drowned in a snow ball fight and Jeff himself has shown to dodge bullets we could scale her to him. However its unknown what kind of gun it is that was used against Jeff so its possible he's still faster then her.Luan: Let's just go ahead and say they're equal for the sake of a fair argument all right?Jimmy: Sure! This means Lazari would be able to dodge a good chunk or most of Hellboy's gunfire if not all of it but thanks to being a terrible shot when it comes to guns that would be a possible guarantee on Lazari dodging all of Hellboy's gunfire. But the same can't be said about explosives Hellboy has like his grenades for example and since his throwing aim is perfect that's also a possible guarantee on Lazari not being able to dodge Hellboy's explosives or at least not all of them. But Hellboy has something better in terms of speed and that's the fact he once caught a rocket or missile out of the air, used it to light his cigar, and put it on a path where it would blow up something a decent distance away. Though it could be argued that this speed feat for Hellboy is non cannon it's backed up in cannon due to dealing with explosives on a consistent basis meaning he should be able to do the whole rocket or missile thing.Luan: Ain't no way Lazari's keeping up with that! Plus Hellboy's main attitude meant he might be able to exploit some of, most of, or even all of her weaknesses while if she tries to exploit his it might back fire on her like his temper for example should make her scared enough to leave her open for Hellboy to finish her off.Jimmy: While they may have matched each other in parentage, being half demon, and having a big fist thing that can easily counter each other by making things more fair on both sides for Lazari it's her hammerfist and Hellboy it's the Right Hand of Doom Hellboy's more powerful traits and exceptional weapons and use of them along with everything else we went over earned him a hard fought victory.Luan: Yep Lazari really went to HELL when she met one BOY. And Hellboy sure LAZ down the law with her.Somehow a voice of someone who wasn't here before and didn't like those jokes appeared and had one thing to say before they left just as quickly as they arrived.Fish from Spongebob/Squidward's Mom:,Jimmy: I don't even want to know where that came from, who that person fish octopus whatever it was... was, or where said person fish octopus came from. Anyway This Fights Winner Is Hellboy.,
I hope you like them but since one of your members Taii-of-Kaon I believe thought Lazari was mine thought about asking me to join but I would like to point out that Lazari belongs to Chibi-Works him/her/them so that he/she/they won't be surprised that Lazari is here but I don't know if he/she/they are still on DeviantArt so I don't know if what would happen though. I hope you like them. Have a good day, noon, afternoon, evening, night, or whatever time you're reading this.

I still don't know if you're interested or not but the I've decided to make the current Lazari fight I mentioned last time I was that I'm working a researched one and the research is completed and the information is up and ready to read it here's a link to it:  Lazari Vs. Hellboy (Pre Analysis)Jimmy Neutron: Half demons that are children of powerful full demons that has at least one big fist and has something to do with the color red either and can be or already be dangerous when pushed, angered, etc. and shouldn't be messed with.Luan Loud: And these two proves this in more than one way.Jimmy: Lazari the half human half demon daughter of Zalgo.Luan: And Hellboy the half East Bromwich witchish/human half demon son of Azzael.Jimmy: For this battle we're only using the canon Creepypasta version of Lazari. This means no Pasta Monsters or anything that would make her Nigh Omnipotent this way it's fair. Mostly because their non canon to the version we're using.Luan: Yeah that sounds about right. Anyway he's Jimmy Neutron and I'm Luan Loud.Jimmy: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a fight to the death.Lazari.Jimmy: A tragic past can drastically change a person. It can give someone panic attacks, horrible nightmares, throw up when scared enough, and heck maybe even grow their hair at the same time as their throwing up.Luan: Conveniently no one can fit that description then this pink haired that was previously brown with red eyes that were also previously brown to that just so happens to be a demon girl. This is Lazari.Jimmy: Sometime when she was four Lazari's demonic side came out causing her to attack, kill, and eat a neighbor possessed by a demon so after that she wasn't the most popular girl with her Mother.Luan: Yeah it's not exactly a good sign when the daughter you had with someone who promised you a child when you couldn't have if you dared try and it dies before it's birth suddenly does that after four years of being normal.Background.-Full Name: Lazari Natalie Swann-Age: 8 at the beginning but 12 now-Height: 4'10'' / 147.32 cm-Weight: Unknown-Occupation: None-Likes: Drawing, Being with Eyeless Jack, and Baths-Dislike: Possibly her Mom and Slenderman, eating monsters or monster tainted beings, possibly transforming into her Zalgoid Form, possibly Lazarus after finding out her hunger came from him, and being called or turning into a monster-Franchise: I Eat Pasta For Breakfast/Creepypasta-Kind of Creepypasta: OC turned canon-Appeared in what: ComicJimmy: See Lazari is the daughter of a human Mother and a fearsome demon.Luan: Who is literally called a Chaos God of Destruction no kidding.Jimmy: Because of her heritage Lazari's own birth caused her to have some pretty fearsome inner power. She can infect people like her Father does, has demon transformation, can eat other monsters or monster tainted beings, make and use her hammerfist, and smell and eat monsters or monster tainted beings.Popup: She could have more powers but they weren't ever shown or they're not canon.Luan: She doesn't have that many powers now does she? That's pretty lame.Jimmy: Tell that to her when she infects you and make you sick enough to put you on bed rest after one bite into you. Or eats you because you're a monster or monster tainted being.Luan: Oh you have a good point their so I'll stay away from her as much as possible.Jimmy: Good idea.Luan: Yeah I mean she can get pretty intense depending on the circumstances but she's still deadly even though she doesn't look the part.Jimmy: When she was eight years old Lazari saw her Mother hang herself on a tall tree and it uh didn't go very well.Luan: Yeah because Slenderman found and took her to his mansion. That was bad because Lazari only got some bad treatment that has some of it be related to her doing stuff she doesn't want to.Jimmy: Like being forced to transform into her Zalgoid Form her most dangerous form that's said to be even worse and dangerous than the Hungry Form. Lazari has to be careful because it's painful for her to turn into her Zalgoid Form and her Hungry Form causes her to be violent and she acts like a wild animal trying to hunt and she rarely remembers anything about being in that state.Luan: I wonder if that's how I act on April Fool's Day but I have a feeling that the people who I pranked on that day would say yes. But that's just the latter but for the former that's only if I have a big enough prank that I need to plan for even if I need help.Jimmy: Yeah in her Hungry Form she can literally eat someone or something alive and keep eating them until their dead this is what happens when Lazari doesn't eat anything long enough or when Lazarus gets hungry. And seeing what we said about her Zalgoid Form we can tell that anyone who messes with Lazari while she's in this form isn't going to have a very good day which is backed by the fact how part of it is used for her hammerfist and the time she used it to win a snow ball fight of all things.Luan: Talk about scary. But she can do way more. She has the ability to eat other monsters or monster tainted beings and she also seems to have adopted her Father's ability to infect and mutate other creatures but it takes a few months to make the person bitten sick enough to be put into bed.Powers.-she has the ability to eat other monsters or monster tainted beings-she also seems to have adopted her Father's ability to infect and mutate other creatures--takes a few months to make the person bitten sick enough to be put into bedDemon Transformation.(picture not mine and is done by Chibi Works:),-Human Form--Harmless. She can't do much damage. This is her usual form and it's shown to be usually harmless as she's in total control of her actions but she can use her hammerfist which is her left hand in this form. Backed up in I Eat Pasta For Breakfast.-Hungry Form--Violent and she acts like a wild animal trying to hunt she rarely remembers anything about being in that state. One example of this form and how she acted was in the comic I Eat Pasta for Breakfast; Page 167, that's when in one chapter Lazari acted violently like a wild animal by biting off a tentacle of one of Slenderman's brothers being Surrender and eating a proxy alive without showing any sign of regret or mercy during that moment. Backed up in I Eat Pasta For Breakfast.-Zalgoid Form--Rare form since it had been shown in the comic to be painful to turn into not much information has been put on about this form but it is said to be even worse and dangerous than the Hungry Form. Backed up in I Eat Pasta For Breakfast as seen when she used her hammerfist in her Human Form and used it to defeat Jeff the Killer AND BEN Drowned in a snow ball fight.Strength.-should scale to Stripes who's wall level-her hammerfist is strong enough to scare both Jeff the Killer AND BEN Drowned given their reactions to it-peak human in Human Form at the beginning but her training should've increased it-destroyed what looks like Slenderman's living room and kinda broke his couch in her implied fight with Killing Kate and Surrender and even hurt them in her Hungry FormSpeed.-should scale to Stripes who can go through multiple rooms in a second which means she was moving somewhere between a microsecond according to Panikthelife and Mach 1 according to Tamala1 (aka me but we were both guessing)-fast enough to beat both Jeff the Killer AND BEN Drowned in a snow ball fight and Jeff can dodge bullets keep up with and cut off one of the tentacles of Slenderman who can also dodge bullets and fight opponents like Zalgo who's superior to the Shredder MonkeyDurability.-should scale to Stripes who can scale to her own strength and her ex boyfriend Alex aka the Bleeding Man who survived a punch that sent him through a wall-survived being abused and tortured by her Mom for four years until her Mom hung herself-was thrown out of a closed window by Eyeless Jack from presumably one of the upper floors-survived not letting her demon part gradually change her as normal halflings would have died from things like that meaning she's not the usual halfling according to Sadiya her cousin--Lazari not being the usual halfling part was more of a question-took a seriously nasty spill that made the Puppeteer who wasn't to confident that she was going to wake and when I say the Puppeteer I mean this guy,(again picture not mine)Popup: She has been training so she could have some control over her powers and abilities but we don't know how much control she got after her training.Jimmy: But there is one drawback Lazari doesn't know much about her power and she can't control them that much but did gain some control after training with Litamares for a few months. Heck so far she only knows that her hunger comes from Lazarus but she doesn't know where other powers come from though even though she needs to understand where they came from to control them.Luan: Speaking of her hunger when she gets hungry enough her entire personality changes.A black substance covered and wild animal acting Lazari's being held by the tentacles of Slenderman's younger brother Surrender.Lazari: Hiissss.Surrender: Kate and Ben went out to go find someone for her to eat. They should be back soon.Jimmy: Under a new form appropriately named her Hungry Form.Luan: Her Hungry Form makes her more dangerous and animalistic than your everyday Lazari. She becomes capable of fighting the likes of Surrender and Killing Kate without worrying about hurting them until after she ate someone and was able to regain control of herself and then she worried about hurting them.Jimmy: However her Hungry Form's capabilities are a double edged sword in away. By being in her Hungry Form she becomes violent and acts like a wild animal trying to hunt she rarely remembers anything about being in that state like we said before.Luan: Again I wonder if that's how I act on April Fool's Day but I have a feeling that the people who I pranked on that day would say yes. She becomes really dangerous when she's in this form.Jimmy: Thankfully she only enters this form when she gets hungry enough and doesn't eat something to satisfy it before that happens.Luan: We should mention that she was only allowed fruit and monsters or monster tainted beings when she was living with Slenderman. So if you run into her then you better hope that she ate enough of one of those two things to not be hungry because if yourself are a monster or monster tainted being you better run like Al Capone and his men are after you.Popup: This is because it's likely that Zalgo had her to eat monsters. And he probably did it to get rid of Slenderman and his proxies.Jimmy: Last but not least there's Lazari's Zalgoid Form which is a rare form since it had been shown in the comic to be painful to turn into not much information has been put on about this form but it is said to be even worse and dangerous than the Hungry Form. Which is backed up in I Eat Pasta For Breakfast as seen when she used her hammerfist in her Human Form and used it to defeat Jeff the Killer AND BEN Drowned in a snow ball fight of all things.Luan: Oh that's both scary and impressive at the same time.Jimmy: Yeah it is when you think about it. Anyway Lazari's accomplished some pretty incredible feats.Feats.-killed and ate a demonically possessed neighbor when she was possibly 4 but it's unknown if the demonically possessed neighbor fought back or not but it can be assumed so seeing Lazari tends to eat these kinds of things alive and she was like I (we) said possibly 4-killed or put Jane the Killer in a coma when she in her own words she "bited her really hard like till she stopped moving" which is backed up by the fact that she was covered in blood and Jane was screaming while Jeff the Killer was laughing his ass off-it was implied she fought both Killing Kate and Surrender and even hurt them and destroyed what looks like Slenderman's living room and kinda broke his couch in her Hungry Form-beat both Jeff the Killer AND BEN Drowned in a snow ball fight and Jeff can dodge bullets keep up with and cut off one of the tentacles of Slenderman who can also dodge bullets and fight opponents like Zalgo who's superior to the Shredder MonkeyLuan: She can use her hammerfist while in her Human Form to make snow balls big enough to burry someone whole most likely in their late teens to early twenties alive as shown during her snow ball fight against both Jeff the Killer AND BEN Drowned and if you know anything about these two and read the feats part that we showed you then that wouldn't be that surprising.Jimmy: I would like to point out that Jeff can dodge bullets and can keep up with Slenderman and cut off his tentacles. And keep in mind that Slenderman can keep up with Zalgo who's superior to the Shredder Monkey. But the bullet timing part should be more realistic since it was never shown to go as fast as Slenderman, Zalgo, or the Shredder Monkey. But a scale for Lazari that would be more fair would be her scaling to her older sister who can go through multiple rooms in a second which means she was moving somewhere between a microsecond according to Panikthelife and Mach 1 according to Tamala1 aka the one who has us doing this but they were both guessing. So as you can tell Lazari's no slouch in the speed department for obvious reasons.Popup: This particular version of Jeff has never been shown dodging bullets but his backstory appears to have remained the same so we should be able to scale him to the bullet dodging feat regardless.Luan: Moving on Lazari should be able to scale to Stripes who can scale to her strength and Alex aka the Bleeding Man in terms of durability which would make her wall level in well durability.Jimmy: That's impressive because the whole's in a circle shape and it was an almost somewhat perfect circle and it would've been if it wasn't for the fact that it was jagged and the wood, metal, and some kind of black string like wire sticking out of it.Luan: And let's not forget that if Stripes, Lazari, and other Zalgoids are in there Zalgoid Forms then their stats would probably increase.Jimmy: That sounds about right anyway Lazari was shown to have a short temper about some things for example after Lulu scared her with her empty eye sockets and the cold after she asked her why she was out either Jeff or Ben's snow ball that had a rock in it and when supposedly Jeff tried to warn her the snow ball with a rock in it hit her in the nose angering her enough to enter the snow ball fight herself out of anger. When she did this she ended up scaring both of them and burying them in a giant snow ball one for each of course heck Jeff was scared to the point of yelling at Slenderman to help.Luan: Dang I think she might have a worse temper then me and the rest of my sisters heck maybe even Lincoln combined when she actually loses it. Now that's saying something considering how me, my sisters, and maybe even my brother are when we're angry.Popup: This is after getting a few months worth of training from Litamares to help learn how to control her powers. Lazari also learned how to use a spear but it's unknown how well she can use it.Jimmy: Yeah based on what we've seen of it it's clear that you don't want to get on Lazari's bad side. Especially if she scares some killers who well what else kill people most likely without any regret or mercy.Luan: Not impressed? Well Jeff went ahead and killed his whole family except for Liu if the story Homicidal Liu is to be believed.Jimmy: So plenty of impressive feats even if they aren't much unfortunately Lazari didn't have control over her powers until she gained control over at least some of them like her transformation for example. But we don't know how much of her powers are now under her control heck she didn't even know that her hunger came from Lazarus until she met Sadiya.Luan: True but she's kinda like a glass cannon and her weaknesses outweigh her feats which is bad for her. And her weaknesses are her reflection can show her true demonic side/form when viewed in something reflective like a mirror for example, very little combat experience as one fight is assumed to have happened but it could of also not happen at all, her implied fight has evidence to support it but she wasn't in control of herself, we only saw a very small part of her Zalgoid Forms capabilities, the picture of Lazari fighting another version of herself is most likely non canon if you seen the picture then you know what I'm talking about, can only see red, black, and white unless she's in her mindscape meaning if her opponent is wearing other colors or is other colors through camouflage or something like that she might have trouble seeing them or not see them at all, she NEEDS to eat monsters to survive her body craves it much like people crave certain things only difference is we have the option not to she has no choice this also excludes humans unless they are a slender proxy or some other monster tainted being, she can’t smell the difference from Slendy's proxies and Slenderman himself or just proxies and their monster or demon master in general, has minor panic attacks and will vomit when she is too scared, people thinks she's implied to be a Nigh Omnipotent being while in her true essence along with being multiversal to hyperversal when she isn't as people are only theorizing she's that powerful or are severely overestimating her, when Lazari infects someone it takes a few months to make the person bitten sick enough to be put into bed, and normally won't fight unless it's to satisfy her hunger, defend herself, or when angered. And that's it as you can tell she DOES have more weaknesses than feats.Jimmy: But don't disregard this as only mere physical ineptitude or as her being pathetic. When Lazari gets hungry, serious, or just trying to defend herself to survive or just survive in general she can become dangerous. But she does have to be careful or her one or heck maybe even multiple of her weaknesses can be used against her.Luan: And don't forget she needed to be trained so that she can control her powers especially her ability to infect and mutate other creatures that she seemed to have adopted from her Father and her Father is basically the Creepypasta version of the devil more or less. With all that going on at once it's no wonder she needed to well train to control them.Jimmy: But with the help of her friends and her family mostly on her Dad's side of the family based on what we know so far Lazari can eventually learn what real love for well family and have people that actually care about her and not pretend to care about her as Slenderman implied that he, Litamares, Zodiac, and his proxies were pretending to care about her if this wasn't already proven with Stripes.Luan: Yeah you'd think a guy like Zalgo would've just hurry and get Lazari before someone like Slenderman even got a chance to take her since she's that important to him.Lazari: There once was a woman whose body was cursed. If she dare bear a child it will die before its birth. Through madness he crept the monster of dark he promised a child to ease the woman's heart. A daughter at last she wept with joy not knowing at once she was just his toy.Hellboy.Jimmy: On the night of December 23, 1944 an evil mystic named Grigori Rasputin summoned a creature that's half human half demon despite the fact its Mom is a East Bromwich witch meaning it should be one to or at least half anyway to Earth.Luan: I could've told you that seeing how my sister Lucy is but he isn't for some reason that I probably won't understand. Anyway as far as I'm aware old Grigori was only able to summon this creature to Earth with the help of the Third Reich. But the creature he summoned was a baby and it appeared miles away from them in a churchyard in Ooter Hebrides Scotland where it meta crack team of American soldiers led by a guy named 1st Sgt. George Whitman who was sent with his team to investigate a mysterious Nazi ritual. Probably the same one that summoned the creature we keep talking about.Jimmy: That would make sense given the situation.Luan: This creature wasn't only male but also the biological son of a demon named Azzael and the adoptive son of a man named Trevor Bruttenholm whose part of the Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense or the B.P.R.D. for short who just so happened to be accompanying 1st Sgt. George Whitman and his team.Jimmy: That also makes sense seeing his line of work and on top of that same could be said about why he adopted the creature in the first place. This creature's real name is Anung Un Rama which means "and upon his brow is set a crown of flame" but most if not all call him Hellboy.Background.-Real name: Anung Un Rama-More common name: Hellboy-Height: 6’11” / 210.82 cm-Age (technically): 441-Age (physically): 70-Species: Cambion-Found pancakes yucky and called them pam cakes as a kid-Was going to be a Father in one of the movies-Is the unwilling Harbinger of the ApocalypseLuan: After being adopted by Trevor he joined the B.P.R.D. when he got old enough and supposedly getting well trained for the job Hellboy started tracking down monsters for them and killing them when it becomes necessary to do so.Jimmy: He was surprisingly good at it seeing what he not only accomplished and what he has on him but the B.P.R.D. was iffy about letting Hellboy go out without much supervision or not depending on the continuity at best despite showing that he has shown he can handle taking care of himself without any supervision what so ever.Luan: That surprises me seeing how he fights off his foes that he had faced before. And seeing how they trained him so I don't know why they're iffy in the first place. Seriously why are they like that?Jimmy: Well shown in some continuities people have been shown to not trust the supernatural or paranormal seeing how often the bad ones attack until the good ones have proved they can be trusted.Luan: Well that makes since when I think about it.Jimmy: It should because that's how people would act if it would happen in real life. Anyway he's shown to be superhuman compared to his peers of the B.P.R.D. thanks to being half demon and the rest of them are human or some kind of fish alien looking thing who may or may not be named Abe that we only saw in one or two movies at least.Luan: I can believe that. Mostly because of the weapons he has and boy does he have a lot of them. He has guns, the sword Excalibur which is unknown if he still has it or not, explosives, and many others that would take to long to list.Jimmy: Agreed but I should mention that he has a terrible aim with guns but a perfect throwing aim and one of his guns called the Good Samaritan often runs out of ammo and is prone to jamming. Besides he has shown to be good at close range combat like with Excalibur and with his hand to hand combat skills. And based on the research we've done on him we can safely tell you that you don't want to be on the receiving end of either.Luan: Ok everybody who knows Hellboy could've told you that. Especially when he punches you with the Right Hand of Doom. And keep in mind it's effectively invulnerable and feels no pain and is pretty much like a sledgehammer when used to punch an enemy. But let's not forget his powers and abilities. He has superhuman strength, speed, reflexes, agility, durability, endurance, and stamina. And that's just the superhuman powers and abilities since there's a lot more of them that would take a while to name them all.Weapons.-Close range: Right Hand of Doom-Mid range: Good Samaritan (large caliber four round revolver that fires custom made bullets with adequate power to easily penetrate virtually any material)-Long range: Big Baby-Special: Excalibur-Explosives: Vulcan 65 and 50 grenades-And many moreRight Hand of Doom.-Gauntlet like right hand made of red stone that was grafted onto Hellboy when he was born-Virtually indestructible-Doesn't feel pain-Handy melee weapon and landscaping tool-It can affect ghosts-Hellboy is surprisingly deft with it--Once snatched a fly out of the air with itPowers and abilities.-Superhuman Strength--Can lift 25 tons-Superhuman Speed-Superhuman Durability-Longevity-Immortality-Regeneration-Immunity to fire and lightning-Innate capability to understand magical languages-Has some skill in necromancy-And many moreJimmy: Well that is true seeing he's known for having tons of weapons. Since he's known for using them he's obviously a skilled weapons user. Even if his gun skills aren't the best but thanks to his aim with it. Which we already mentioned it earlier so you should know that.Popup: Hellboy presumably like all of the other workers of the B.P.R.D. were trained to use the weapons that they used. But this should only apply to the workers who actually go out on the field for whatever the reason if it's related to both their jobs and the task at hand.Luan: Oh yeah that makes since. And if anybody was paying attention to what we've said so far and read the popups then they should know that. But if they haven't well they have some rereading to do.Jimmy: That's not mentioning the fact that Hellboy's own intelligence which is at superhuman levels and most likely uses it for his strategies allowing him to be a master strategist.Luan: That explains so much when it comes down to him outsmarting his foes when he actually had to or at least use it to his advantage to get the job done even if it looks hopeless. This was shown when he challenged Prince Nuada for the right to command the Golden Army which is the same movie where he found out he was going to be a Father if you were curious.Jimmy: That's a perfect example of his intelligence or at least one of the examples anyway. But he's also shown to be a good/decent swordsman. As shown in both in the comics and in the Golden Army movie he has shown to use a what I can assume to be a normal everyday sword and Excalibur.Luan: Yeah I'll say that's how he beat Prince Nuada in their fight... well one of them anyway. As long as he was using Excalibur in the final battle in the 2019 movie.Jimmy: Do you want more proof that this King Arthur descendant is a talented swordsman? I didn't think so because of how those two examples are among the best if not the perfect examples of his skills with a sword. Heck he even can use them in flight since that's what he done in the 2019 movie in the final battle at near the end of said movie allowing him to win.Luan: I mean if you saw the movie, clips of it, or heck just seen the CinemaSins video for the 2019 Hellboy movie in the first place then you should already know this. Or at least have a good idea of how it went down but that's just me.Jimmy: Hellboy doesn't just have weapons along with his powers or even one form for that matter since he has one more with its own powers up his sleeves. This form most likely or obviously depending on who you ask came from his biological Father Azzael. And keep in mind that he's a demon from hell itself to help understand what I'm about to say. This form causes Hellboy's stumps to become full grown horns, sprout wings, and a flaming/fire crown appears above his head. This form is even more demonic which he originally was only able to use under special circumstances either artificially or when under emotional duress but has seemed to be able to transform at will after coming to terms with his heritage. Heck even the symbols on the Right Hand of Doom react when this form is taken by glowing. This form is called the Prince of Hell form.Prince of Hell.-Size shifting--Hellboy can increase his size to the point where he's very larger such as Leviathan and Behemoth-hellfire manipulation--While in his demonic form Hellboy has the power to control the fires of hell with the power of hellfire Hellboy can create and manipulate massive devastating infernos from his body that obliterate anything in their path-Electrokinesis--In his demonic form Hellboy has the power to command lightning from the sky and strike down whoever he wishes-Flight--When transformed into his demonic form Hellboy sprouts wings which grant him the power of flight. However it's unknown whether he uses wings or magic to achieve this featLuan: *As sarcastically as she possibly can be* Wow what an original name for a form that came from your demon Dad from hell.Jimmy: Well what did you to expect it to be called the Prince of Heven form?Luan: No but there has to be a better name for that form then Prince of Hell! I mean come on my pranks are more original than that kind of name I mean seriously good grief!Jimmy: Ok yeah I can agree to that since that is a good point. But the powers he has in this form and what they do are size shifting which allows Hellboy to increase his size to the point where he's very larger such as Leviathan and Behemoth, hellfire manipulation gives him the power to control the fires of hell with the power of hellfire he can even create and manipulate massive devastating infernos from his body that can obliterate anything in their path, electrokinesis allows him to have the power to command lightning from the sky and strike down whoever he wishes, flight allows him to fly but it's unknown whether he uses wings or magic to achieve this feat at the moment, and he can presumably still use his other powers as well.Luan: Well having those new powers in this form makes since because why would demons from hell not have some kind of powers to control fire as well as flying for obvious reasons, lightning to help with the demons that are weak to it, and changing your size to help with the bigger demons that are beneath you or just need a size advantage for whatever reason you might need it?Feats.-prevented the apocalypse on many occasions fighting numerous demons and deities.-threw a tree hard enough to impale a giant-plowed through machine gun fire-can uproot trees from the ground-was electrocuted with enough volts to light up the German city of Hamburg-killed the Leviathan and Behemoth with his hellfire-defeated Grigori Rasputin, Prince Nuada, three giants, Vivienne Nimue, Leviathan, and BehemothJimmy: Well not all demons have those kinds of powers at all so Hellboy doesn't need to use them often and only uses them when he absolutely needs to now that he can turn into it at will. In fact this appears to be the case since he has shown he's capable of winning fights without it.Luan: I mean yeah since in the 2019 movie we keep bringing up after he was impaled in multiple places with one of those weapons still inside him, electrocuted to the point of steaming, and all that other stuff that happened in that scene that wounded him he was still able to fight and defeat three giants by himself.Jimmy: This is backed up by the fact that Hellboy can defeat opponents like the Leviathan and Behemoth who are giants in their own right due to their size. And not that kind of size get your mind out of the gutter. *Clears throat* Fortunately for Hellboy this gives him experience when it comes to fighting foes bigger than himself if the need should arise.Luan: Or maybe so he can fight ones that can change their size like he can to take them down or did you forget about that part?Jimmy: No I didn't it just didn't cross my mind when I was saying that anyway as you can tell Hellboy is one person who you don't want to mess with. Like at all.Luan: I thought that was obvious after everything we went over so far but I could be wrong since some people still may not know him well enough even after we just went over him or just don't care enough about him to what we actually have to say about him.Jimmy: You and me both Luan you and me both.Luan: *Shocked that Jimmy agreed with her* Uh well if you ever end up doing something with the supernatural or paranormal no matter if it's on purpose or by accident Hellboy will hunt you down and take you down wither you like it or not.Jimmy: Hellboy also won't quit until he succeeds in doing just that no matter how long it takes or if it costs him his life even if he might be brought back to life later on. That is if that kind of stuff exists in Hellboy's universe.Luan: I could've told you that.Jimmy: Hellboy became the world's greatest paranormal detective, beast of the apocalypse, and an enhanced talents agent of the B.P.R.D. for very obvious reasons so you better watch out.Hellboy: It's just you and me now princess!
I even made a poll asking people who they fought would win between Lazari and her opponent which no voted on yet but here's a link if you decide to check out the research fight between Lazari and her opponent and decide to vote on it for whatever reason you guys might have a reason to vote on it for:
Who do you think would win Lazari or Hellboy? by Tamala1 on DeviantArt
The only reason I'm telling this to you guys is because this seems up you're alley given the name of your group which is why I told you everything else I ended up telling you guys last time I was here. I hope you all have a good day.

You know I used Zalgo along with his two Zalgoid daughters Lazari and Stripes in some fights and I'm working on another one for Lazari rights now but I don't know when it'll be out but this Lazari fight might or might NOT be researched depending on if you're interested.

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